Arpil Griffin Wins Award
Extra Special to the Site:April Griffin Wins Prestigious Award
In today’s breaking news, the local chapter of the Gamma Epsilon Delta sorority (GED) has given their annual Jack Schmidt Award to April Griffin. The award is given annually to a local politician whose reputation for “not knowing Jack” is well documented.
Said GED sorority president Shirley Turnipseed, “When we spoke with April about district curriculum revisions and classroom management, we were pleased to find out that she knew Jack. She simply typified this award of excellence.”
Last year’s JackSchmidt recipient was Patrick Mantiega, editor of LaGaceta.
In other news, Board Chair Susan Valdes was caught disco dancing in the ROSSAC garage/parking area. While listening to her car’s CD player, she was also heard singing, “I am the chair….you are my subjects.”
Said one unnamed district supervisor, “That hoochie mamma can get down.”
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