Monday, July 19, 2010

Top 10 Reasons Why SP Times Editor John Hill will Endorse April Griffin


We know John Hill will endorse ole April. Here's why.

10) April is a liberal Democrat. So is John Hill

9) April opposed the majority vote to have Good Friday a non-student day. John Hill concurred in writing.

8) April made over 400 minutes of calls to Susan Valdes’ district issued cell phone breaking Florida Sunshine laws. Hill forgives her because she is a liberal Democrat.

7) April lied about being a successful business owner. Hill forgives her because he knows she needs the job. She was canned from her first and only clerical job with the district.

6) April lied to the Tampa Tribune about being an administrator with the Pace Center for Girls. John really forgives her because she lied to the Tribune.

5) April is a Chamberlain high-school drop-out, turned GED grad. John Hill thinks this is an extra special qualification for a school board seat, and will never ask about why she hasn’t pursed a degree.

4) April claims direct involvement in securing the $100 million Gates Grant. Hill loves Democrat boasts and inflated resumes.

3) April’s main opponent, Terry Kemple, is a conservative Baptist. As a liberal Democrat and Catholic, John Hill forgives April’s apparent atheism. Plus….. Johnny loves titty bars.

2) April continues to grade the Superintendent lowest by any board member. John Hill hates Elia and is rumored to be married to former Tribune editor Rosemary Goudreau.

1) April has done nothing in her first term to improve the school district. John Hill loves a “maverick” and considers Griffin a “niche” candidate, like Valdes.

Actually, SP Times editor John Hill thinks Griffin and Valdes, aka Tar and Ball, to behot mommas.

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