April Griffin Eats Double Fried Twinkies

During an August 11 school board meeting, Superintendent Elia received her annual performance evaluation. She passed with flying colors and automatically received a one-year extension to her contract.

Out of 45 possible points, her average score was above 40. Can anyone guess which two board member scored Elia the lowest? Way under 40?

Try hard now………….which two board members have the least formal education….a GED and a high school diploma respectively?

Which two have the least amount of work experience?

Which two have more ego than IQ?

You’re correct, bongo breath……..Griffin and Valdes!

Despite the fact that our district’s FACT scores keep rising, that we no longer have any “F” rated schools, or that our district has an overall state rating of “A,” Griffin gave Su erintendent Elia low marks for Instructional Leadership and Curriculum Planning. Gee……this from a GED achiever who wouldn’t know a classroom management technique from a tootsie roll, wouldn’t know curriculum development from astrology.

Obviously, Griffin has brain damage from eating too many fried Twinkies, Valdes from eating too many pork rinds dipped in mojo.

The two real educators on the board, Edgecomb and Lamb, rated Elia 42 and 44 respectively. Griffin and Valdes have dismissed both as the Superintendent’s rubber-stampers.

I’d rather have two real educators grade our superintendent than two political hacks who think Homer Simpson an intellectual.

posted by admin @ 6:47 PM