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Today, in a press release distributed to the local media, two unnamed Hillsborough school board members code-named FF (Fe Fi) and FF (Fo Fum) announced plans to form a political advocacy group called Citizens Resisting All Progress (CRAP).

The release quoted FF and FF as saying: “Though we do not comprehend 90% of all agenda items put forth at any school board meeting, we will not be labeled “rubber-stampers” If the superintendent or other district staff submit a written proposal and other board members seem to understand the merits, we must oppose such action for the good of our constituents. Cell phone towers located on any school campus is a prime example. We must follow the example of our one wacko parent-supporter.”

FF and FF also announced that they’ve formed a committee to study the merits of resisting financial and academic progress. Named to that dream-team committee were community stalwarts such as Michelle Patty, Joe Redner, Joe Kotvas, Lee Decesare, and Patrick Mantiega. Buddy Johnson, Kevin White, and Steve LaBrake declined the committee’s invitation.

Also announced in the above mentioned press release is the formation of a second action group by FF and FF, this one called CRUD or Censoring Rhetorically Unrepentant Domains.

Said FF and FF, “We, as employers to many thousands, cannot have current employees criticizing our every move. That’s embarrassing and looks bad to the 9 employees who actually think we’re doing something of value.

FF and FF went on the say that they were not concerned about the wasted time, effort, and money that may be spent trying to censor a current employee. “We will seek relief down any avenue. Our reputations as ding and aling are of greater value than the efforts of district staff.”


In other district news, all staff were advised to use the word “ask” instead of “ax” at any public function.

posted by admin @ 8:25 PM