Bad Dogs

Even though I’ve just turned sixty, and every young babe looks at me as an old goat, I still can gaze about and appreciate the beauty of a well-shaped female buttus roundoutous.

With that said, I am definitely not a foot guy. Seldom do I look at a woman’s feet to see her shoes, or if in sandals, her polished toes or clean feet. Never occurs to me to do so.

Women on the other hand, check out everyone and each other closely….head to toe.

Last Monday, my wife and I attended the Spring Social of the Hillsborough Association of School Administrators. It was held at Higgins Hall at St Lawrence Catholic Church.

Certainly, this event is not a black tie thing but all who attend are wearing professional business dress…almost all arriving straight from work. All manner of school principals are there, along with downtown administrative types, and school board members.

Jack Lamb was there in a suit, as usual. Candy Olson was there in a nice Spring dress, Carol Kurdell was there with a cute light two-piece and a necklace everyone was admiring.

And then there was Susan Valdes. As one lady told me (not my wife), “Can you believe she represents the school district dressed like that?”

Turns out, her short white skirt was soooo sheer and tight that observers had a clear view of her barely clothed patootus bulboobus. Yikes! To get past that, an observer had to quickly lower his or her eyes. The next sight was also disturbing.

Valdes wore sandals this evening.

If you have ever worn sandals and have ever had them on outside for any length of time, we know our feet get dirty. You know…dust on the heals, dust and grime on the toes. No big deal if you’re at a baseball game or at your casual backyard barbeque.

I think we can all agree that sandals and dusty feet do not belong in a professional setting. I guess I should say now that many folks at the HASA Social observed Valdes’ dirty dogs.

Hmmm…..I wonder if this is some kind of payback. She did say this past summer that she no longer trusts anyone within the district. I would think those attending this Social are the ones she really distrusts.

I guess you could also say….she showed her arse to all of us!!!

P.S.: Come on April, please Patrick….give the woman a clue.

posted by admin @ 7:37 AM